1329 Pahlavi Announces Iran Government - Iranians Prepare Uprising To Topple IRGC

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1329 Pahlavi Announces Iran Government - Iranians Prepare Uprising To Topple IRGC

16 Mar 2026 Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi announced a new transitional government for Iran, uniting various opposition groups. The announcement includes a focus on justice and infrastructure, with a team of experienced individuals both inside and outside Iran. Meanwhile, the Iranian people are preparing for an uprising against the Islamic Republic, stockpiling weapons and awaiting the Crown Prince’s return.

The Iranian resistance is gaining ground, with the death of a key leader and the Supreme Leader’s marriage to a cardboard cutout of Tucker Carlson. Meanwhile, the Iranian government is recruiting fighters from Europe, particularly Germany, to suppress the uprising. The speaker urges European governments to deport these individuals and hold them accountable for their actions. A leaked message from Iran claims the Supreme Leader narrowly survived an attack. The Crown Prince urges the international community to support the Iranian people’s celebration of Charamasuri, a fire festival, despite regime threats. The Iranian people are arming themselves for a final battle against the regime.

The fate of the Iranian regime’s top leaders is uncertain, with the possibility of their capture or death. The Iranian people’s resilience is highlighted by their celebrations during US and Israeli strikes. The Australian government’s handling of the situation with the Iranian football players is criticised, and a limited-time offer for lifetime membership to 2CV Plus is promoted.

Key points

* Iran Political Update: Tusi and crown prince Raza Pahvi announced the upcoming transition government and transitional committee in Iran. The Iranian people and the immortal guard are arming themselves for an uprising against the Islamic occupation forces. * Israeli Military Action: The Israeli Defence Forces (IDF) have started targeting schools in Iran, which are being used as temporary bases for the IRGC’s bass unit. * Israeli Military Action: Israeli forces have started targeting IRGC military bases in schools, marking a shift in their approach. * Iranian Resistance Preparation: The Iranian resistance group, immortal guard, is preparing and arming themselves in response to the situation. * Next Phase of Conflict: Iranian opposition groups are stockpiling weapons and preparing for a significant escalation in the conflict against the Islamic Republic. * Target of the Conflict: The conflict is not against Iran as a nation, but specifically against the ruling Islamic Republic. * Crown Prince’s Preparation: Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi is actively preparing for a transition of power, including forming a transitional committee and planning the restructuring of the government. * Opposition Unification: The Crown Prince has successfully united various opposition groups under one umbrella. * Justice Transition: The first major policy announcement of the new government will focus on the justice transition, addressing the need to hold those responsible for past actions accountable. * Transition Government Preparation: The Crown Prince is preparing for a transition of power, having published a blueprint and uniting opposition forces. * Iran’s Missile Launch: Iran is launching a limited number of missiles, possibly due to shortages in missiles or launchers. * Missile Interception in Israel: Israeli civilians and soldiers witnessed the interception of an Iranian missile over Tel Aviv, celebrating the successful defence. * IRGC Spokesman Comparison: The IRGC spokesman is compared to a Houthi spokesman from Yemen, who was perceived as overly aggressive and high-pitched despite attempting to project an alpha image. * Threat to President Trump: An IRC spokesman threatened President Donald J. Trump, stating that the outcome of war cannot be determined by tweets. * Inaccurate Information: The spokesman incorrectly referred to President Trump’s social media platform as “tweets” and claimed that Twitter is gone. * Loss of Leaders: While the spokesman believes President Trump is losing, the opposing side is losing more leaders. * Brigadier General Ibraim’s Death: The leader of the IRC bassid resistance in Shiraz, responsible for the massacre of thousands of Iranian civilians, has died. * Supreme Leader’s Activities: The Supreme Leader was previously shown on TCTV coming out as gay and doing interviews. * Supreme Leader’s Marriage: The Supreme Leader got married to Tucker Carlson in a ceremony where they exchanged vows and kissed a cardboard cutout. * Video Authenticity: The video is real and not AI-generated, depicting a wedding with the “cardboard supreme leader” who is now on honeymoon. * Mushtab’s Sexuality: President Trump found out that Mushtab is into boys, which is problematic for the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic. * President Trump’s Reaction: President Trump has been laughing about the situation for days, according to the White House. * Israeli Prime Minister’s Health: Addressing the news of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s death and subsequent resurrection. * Prime Minister’s Message: Sharing the Prime Minister’s Persian New Year message to the people of Iran. * Nowruz Message: Wishing a happy Nowruz and a new beginning of hope to the Iranian people. * Iranian People’s Preparation: The Iranian people, especially the immortal guard under the leadership of Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi, are preparing for the final battle. * IRGC Infiltration in Europe: IRGC members have been entering Europe and other countries like Canada and Australia due to open border policies, posing a security challenge. * Exploitation of European Systems: Individuals from Iran, who gained citizenship in European countries like Germany, are returning to Iran to fight against the Iranian people in support of the Islamic Republic. * Call for Action Against Iranian Regime Supporters: The speaker urges Germany to revoke the citizenship of these individuals, arrest and deport them if they attempt to return, and investigate and remove all their associates in Germany. * Demand for Justice: The speaker emphasises that these individuals should face justice in Iran once the regime is toppled, as the Iranian people desire their return for accountability. * Call for Deportation: The speaker urges leaders to deport individuals they deem undesirable. * Leaked Audio and Survival: A leaked audio allegedly from Iran’s supreme leader describes his survival of an attack as a “biblical miracle,” though the speaker suggests a more mundane explanation. * Upcoming Event and Celebration: The crown prince announces a celebration called “Charamasuri” to take place on Tuesday the 17th of March. * Taj Masur Celebration: The ancient Iranian fire festival of joy and renewal, celebrated with bonfires, fireworks, and a sense of renewal. * Regime’s Fear: The Iranian regime is terrified of the celebrations, fearing the potential for unrest and change. * Call to Action: The speaker urges viewers to pay attention to the situation in Iran and support the Iranian people’s right to celebrate their heritage. * Internet Access in Iran: The speaker discusses the limited internet access in Iran, highlighting that only a few individuals like Abbas Pzeski seem to have access. * Abbas Pzeski’s Claim: The speaker criticises Abbas Pzeski’s claim of being the “voice of the Iranian people,” comparing it to Tim Waltz’s claim of representing Minnesota. * Lack of Representation: The speaker asserts that Abbas Pzeski does not represent either the Iranian people or the regime, as evidenced by the lack of interest in his statements. * Geopolitical Strategy: The speaker believes the US should focus on the Chinese Communist Party and not fight everyone at once. * IRGC’s Downfall: The IRGC will fall when the Iranian people, who are against Islamic occupation, are in charge and armed. * Final Confrontation: The speaker describes an imminent and final battle between armed civilians and the regime. * Regime’s Downfall: The speaker believes the regime’s downfall is near, with the crown prince’s return and the capture or death of top officials. * Football Players’ Fate: The speaker expresses concern for the safety of three Iranian football players, expecting them to be arrested and tortured by the regime. * Israeli Behaviour During Attacks: The speaker comments on Israelis partying outside during interceptions, comparing them to Iranians. * European Political Preferences: The speaker mentions Canadians voting Conservative, British voting for Reform UK, and French voting for National Rally. * Censorship Concerns: The speaker expresses frustration with YouTube censorship. * Humeni’s Sexuality: A brief discussion about the sexuality of Humeni, the first Supreme Leader of Romania, who recently died. * Support for Iranian People: The speaker offers support and expresses hope for the freedom of the Iranian people. * Drug Use Speculation: The speaker suggests that the Ayatollahs and Müllers are using opium to live longer. * Australian Government Criticism: The speaker criticises the Australian government, particularly Albanese, for their handling of asylum seekers, suggesting they were forced to return and face torture.